i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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