saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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