thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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