I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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