thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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