direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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