Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
this boner is exhausting
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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