I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We are two peas in an std pod
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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