Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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