I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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