Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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