may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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