For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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