This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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