Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Life is so much better after having sex.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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