oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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