Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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