hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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