Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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