Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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