Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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