She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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