oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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