nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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