went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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