oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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