Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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