She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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