I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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