Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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