? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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