Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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