but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I want to make a zoo with you.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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