if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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