doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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