Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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