Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Enjoy the penises
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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