Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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