Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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