he thought i was a dude.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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