I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me