Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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