Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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