He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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