I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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