Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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