Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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