I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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