She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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