When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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