dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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