let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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