thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
the raccoons are back...
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