That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.