Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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