Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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