I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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