Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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