I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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